Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber adopted a dog together. Its name is Baylor and here’s a picture of Selena Gomez holding the dog while wearing a Baylor sweatshirt — GET IT? That’s the dog’s name AND it’s on her sweatshirt. You might as well just put me out of my misery because my life is…
Hmm. Orlando Bloom told the Daily Record about his son Flynn:
“My baby is amazing, even his head smells amazing. His breath, the whole thing, you could eat him! He’s a big, beautiful boy. He’s great.”
I wonder what kind of products Flynn is using. His head can’t possibly smell better than mine. I have my shampoo shipped in from the UK—it’s the same exclusive line of hair care products that Kate Middleton uses. It smells like citrus and money.
And not just any money: Euros.
Megan Fox recently told The Hollywood Reporter about her decision to wait to have children:
“I’ve always wanted kids. It’s just about the timing. I have it in my mind about what amount of money I want in the bank so that I can protect that child’s future, and really protect it, so that kid…
Here is Isla Fisher and her cute ginger daughter Olive going for a bike ride in New York City. Look how fun! Bikes! Helmets! Pedaling!
Haha just kidding! Bikes are for people with ugly feet and a death wish.